Tim Kretschmer: You`ll Hear About Me Tomorrow
Always the same. Everybody laughs, nobody sees my potential. Listen up, you`ll hear about me tomorrow, Tim Kretschmer wrote.
Tom Cruise Like Goebbels
´Tom Cruise´s manner calls to mind Goebbels´
Lagerfeld Is a Whore?
'If anything, I’m a whore. I go wherever they pay me'
Musharraf Is Big Cheater
`This man is a big cheater. He should be removed altogether. He should be kicked out`.
Serbian Radical Craves Immortality
Serbian warlord Vojislav Seselj says he wants the death penalty to 'become immortal ..as my friend Saddam Hussein.'
Fake Boobs?
´I love her boobs but I wish she´d admit they're fake because they are!´
Money Buys You Pamela
'He said if I made out with him that would clear the bet. I paid off a poker debt with sexual favours'
Amy Winehouse
´We are not going to end up like (Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen). We´re in love and have everything to live for.´
Miss Teen USA Pageant
I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have maps.
The Bourne Ultimatum
That was my suggestion. I think you have to kind of change the genre. It's either got to be porn or a musical to re-ignite the franchise.
Prostitution
´I admire people who do it. It can`t be much fun. Thank goodness for it. People need relief or they become murderers.´
Babies Are Like Rabbits?
'Babies are like bunny rabbits. When they pee on you, it means they like you'.
